- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Women's rights

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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