What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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