- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Chuck Norris is dead......

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