Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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