- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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