What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

You had better thumbs up this post.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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