josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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