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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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