What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

I had a submarine.... once

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

women's rights

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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