why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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haha

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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im gay

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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are u black unlucky

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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i hate black people

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