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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

No!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

diarrhea.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

haha

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

im gay

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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