Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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su algato es en fuego

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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