Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call two dog? dogs

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Well this is pointless.....

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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