Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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knock knock

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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