- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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