The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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