- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

a irish man walks past a bar

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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