Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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