Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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the WNBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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