What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

VITAMIN C!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Guest what? Dog

Your mums a potato

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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