- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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