What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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