What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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justin beiber sucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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everyone dislike this

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Click here to end the world.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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a man checks his mypsace

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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