Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Cancer.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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