- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's red and a cow? Red cow

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What is a jew in space? Dead

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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