How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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I am dyslexic

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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