- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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