- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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