- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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