- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Penis

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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