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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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