What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Jesus Christ

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Go away still nothing to see

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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