Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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