- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Nero, sure you are okay?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

miha kako si?

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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