Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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The truth is he loves her!!

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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