- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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