Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Patriarchy.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Antijokes...

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Penis

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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