Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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