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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

men's rights activists

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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