How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Face...the other white meat!

knock knock go away!!!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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