What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What black and has children A black man

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Jeff

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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