- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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