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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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wanna here a joke? you.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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