- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Abortion.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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