whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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