- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

William wright is Gay

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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