- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your Mom

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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