- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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