What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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willam dafoe

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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