Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Balls

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Cheese

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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