- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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