What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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