- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Womens rights

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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