THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

why did katy fall off her bike?

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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