- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

AIDS.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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