- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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