How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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