- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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