How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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