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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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