- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

you dint have to be a jew matt

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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