- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

If the 49ers won the superbowl

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Who wants $300? Me too.

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