- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Who wants $300? Me too.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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