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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A dyslexic blind man

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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