"...."-Hellen Keller

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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