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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Bob Saget that is all

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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