- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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