- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

osama bin laden is dead

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

CFL

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Chicken

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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