- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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